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    Why there should be more golf fans......................
    
    Ever wonder why golf is growing in popularity and people who don't even play
    go to tournaments or watch it on TV? These truisms may shed light on reasons why.
    
    Golf is an honorable game, with the overwhelming majority of players being
    	honorable people who don't need referees.
    Golfers don't have some of their players in jail every week.
    Golfers don't scratch their privates on the golf course.
    Golfers don't kick dirt on, or throw bottles at, other people.
    Professional golfers are compensated in direct proportion to how well they play.
    Golfers don't get per diem and two seats on a charter flight when they
    	travel between tournaments.
    Golfers don't hold out for more money, or demand new contracts, because of
    	another player's deal.
    Professional Golfers don't demand that the taxpayers pay for the courses
    	on which they play.
    When golfers make a mistake, nobody is there to cover for them or back them up.
    The PGA Tour raises more money for charity in one year than the National
    	Football League does in two.
    You can watch the best golfers in the world up close, at any tournament,
    	including the majors, all day, every day for $25 or $30.
    The cost for a seat in the nosebleed section at the Super Bowl will cost
    	around $300 or more.
    You can bring a picnic lunch to the tournament golf course, watch the best
    in the world and not spend a small fortune on food and drink. Try that at
    one of the taxpayer funded baseball or football stadiums. I brought a Coke into
    Oriole Park at Camden Yards last year, and an usher came to my seat and told
    me I had to dispose of it, or I would not be allowed to stay in the stadium.
    In golf you cannot fail 70% of the time and make $9 million a season, like
    	the best baseball hitters (.300 batting average) do.
    Golf doesn't change its rules to attract Fans.
    Golfers have to adapt to an entirely new playing area each week.
    Golfers keep their clothes on while they are being interviewed.
    Golf doesn't have free agency.
    In their prime, Greg Norman, Arnold Palmer and other stars, would shake your
    	hand and say they were happy to meet you. In his prime Jose Canseco wore
    	T-shirts that read "Leave Me Alone."
    You can hear birds chirping on the golf course during a tournament.
    Ladies are welcome players.
    At a golf tournament, (unlike at taxpayer-funded sports stadiums and arenas)
    	you won't hear a steady stream of four letter words and nasty name
    	calling while you're hoping that no one spills beer on you.
    Tiger Woods can hit a golf ball three times as far as Barry Bonds can hit a baseball.
    
    Golf
    



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